30 agosto 2010

Le side quest sono inutili

27 agosto 2010

Dungeon Master Gurls Music


I know a place
Where the dungeonmaster's prettier
LARP, D&D
Roleplaying can't get any easier

Castin' magic spells
Getting ready for a campaign
N00bs wanna play
They think that they can handle this game

You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to Wizards of The Coast
Once you battle with us
You'll be Polyhedral

Dungeon master Girls
We are so powerful
With chain mail bikinis on top
Twenty-side die
You know you wanna try
PWN'ed! PWN'ed!

Snoop:
Nerds, geeks, gamer honies
I can't get my eyes off your natural twenties
Zelda, Rogue, Mmm, Psylocke
When I think of these girls I touch my *bleep*

I rolled a one, damn she just won
My heart, hit start, now the game's begun
The girls a geek, she knows all the cheats
She's hot like Princess Peach!

It's okay, I'm not a gay
I just love to play, just like I love to slay
My playa's handbook tells me what to do
Multi-player breaking all the rules

Dungeon Master girls we're undefeatable
Human, elf, or dwarf, we don't stop
Virgin skin, so white -we're indoor only type
Oh! Oh! - COUGHS